Ah, which one. Which character of yours
do you dress up- Like.
You dress up as your own character for Halloween?
Well, because it’s cool.
You played Guy Fieri once?
[Florence laughing]
[retro music]
I’m Andrew Garfield!
And hello, I am Florence Pugh.
And today we’re gonna be testing
how well we know each other with Vanity Fair.
La, la, la, la.
What?
Oh God, I hate this already.
[Florence laughing]
The thing is I like being good at things,
and I’m just not sure if I’m gonna be good at this.
Here, here.
[chuckles] Here, here, order.
[Florence] Here, here, both.
Order! Order!
Order!
Order. Order.
[Andrew] Order.
What book did my grandmother read to me growing up?
[Florence laughing] Fuck off.
You would never know this, though.
Fuck off.
How would I know that? I don’t know.
I’m gonna guess.
I’m gonna hazard a guess.
Will you give me a clue?
[Andrew laughing] [Andrew choking]
Is it a Roald Dahl book?
[Florence squeaking]
The Grinch Who Stole Christmas?
No! That’s what you looked like!
[Florence laughing]
That was a really good Grinch impression,
for future reference.
I really want to play the Grinch.
Consider this your audition tape.
[Florence laughing]
The Hobbit. [buzzer buzzing]
[Florence] Little Women! Yeah.
[Andrew laughing] Hey, is it Little Women?
A Florence Pugh film.
Well, not just me, many people. [laughs]
You wrote, directed,
produced, starred. I wrote.
And all the characters.
I had- You played Timothy Chalamet.
Yes.
Famously, Bob Odenkirk.
You played Bob Odenkirk. Bob Odenkirk.
[Florence laughing]
Order! [Florence laughing]
What is my favorite social network to use?
What?
What’s my favorite social network to use?
Well, you don’t have any public social network,
but the ones that you do that I do know of you using,
you Tweet, not much, but you do do Twits.
I’ve never Tweeted. Oh, I’m sorry.
But you do look at Twits a lot.
[buzzer buzzing] You were right
the first time!
No social network.
Oh, so I shouldn’t have said that.
Okay, if you don’t get this, because I’ve
made it for you Cover it up!
Then I actually Oh God.
I deserve to throw it in your face.
Jesus, all right, deal. Yeah.
Yeah, I’d love that.
That’s some fun all round. [Florence laughing]
Everyone wins either way.
Okay. She thinks she’s winning,
but I like food in my face.
[Florence laughing]
What? What?
Order. Order.
Order. Order.
Order.
What is my Only British people
Will get that. favorite dip/sauce?
Hot artichoke.
[Florence laughing]
What?
Have I ever cooked an artichoke for you ever?
Have you ever seen an artichook?
[laughing] An artichook!
In either kitchens ever?
So I’m wrong.
It’s what you’re saying.
Yeah, which means that I get to throw the actual dip
in your face and you are gonna
feel like such a mug Piping hot.
because you’ve actually eaten it.
Hot. But there’s been loads
of it left that you’ve eaten.
Some kind of cheese.
No, it’s a dip.
It doesn’t happen.
This doesn’t happen. [buzzer buzzing]
It’s tzatziki.
Oh yeah, it’s a tzatziki.
It’s a nice cold tzatziks.
She’s famous for her tzatziki actually.
I totally forgot about that.
Tzatziki is a dip.
I’m sorry, Greeks.
What is my go-to karaoke song?
We never did karaoke
together. No, we never
did karaoke together.
Go and give it,
what can you imagine me giving it a good run for its money?
I don’t know, babe.
Alright babe. [buzzer buzzing]
Well, Boyz II Men, End of the Road.
Okay.
Oh.
[Andrew groaning] Oh.
It’s like order! Hello, I’m Florence Pugh.
And I’m going to ask Andrew a very important question.
Oh, this is setting up me up for failure.
What French delicacy do I refuse, in capitals, to try?
What French delicacy do you refuse to try?
[paper thumping]
An eclair?
I used to do this when I was younger
in class to feel really grown up.
A croissant?
Oh no, snails. [chime chiming]
Snails.
That’s a beautiful snail.
I got there after seven guesses.
Yeah.
Okay, so who’s my favorite actor to portray Spider-Man?
[laughs] Is it yourself?
Wait, have they already played Spider-Man?
What? What did you say?
You all right? What did you say?
Who is my favorite actor to portray Spider-Man?
As in like, you want them to, or they already have?
You’re making it more complicated than it needs to be.
Which actor that’s played Spider-Man is my favorite?
Oh God, that’s a bit awkward
‘cause it isn’t there like only
three of you? No, it’s okay, they know.
I don’t, you’ve never told me.
That’s not true. I always wanna talk about it
and you’re just like,
I don’t care. I always
wanna talk about it.
And you’re like zhhh.
Just have a little guess.
To-, To-.
To-. Take your time.
[Andrew singing] Tom B.
You know what, kind of.
Like, it’s a caveat answer I’m afraid.
Tobey was my guy. TobeyOm.
I was in drama school Oh.
and I was watching his films when I was a young
impressionable actor and I was like practicing being him.
But I love, I think what Tom has done is incredible as well.
Like, I kind of love them both equally,
but I think because I was, it was like
at a formative part of my life,
Tobey is like, you know, that thing of like,
that’s my Spider-Man, kind of,
it’s the Spider-Man I grew up with
Yeah. and like trying to emulate.
But I really have so much admiration for Tom.
So it’s like I can’t, I’m not gonna choose,
but like, yeah.
TobYom.
TobYom.
Which character of mine did I dress up as for Halloween?
But I also don’t mind if like-
Gah, which character of yours do you dress up?
You dressed up as your own character for Halloween?
Well, because it’s cool.
You played Guy Fieri once?
[laughing] That’s what I wanted to ask.
[Andrew laughing]
I’ve never felt more comfortable in a costume before.
Guy Fieri. Oh, it was great.
Strong look. It was fantastic.
Weirdly, weirdly suited you.
I know it.
I actually looked very much like him.
Yeah, you got a lot of attention that night.
Everybody loved Guy Fieri
being in the room. Yeah, everyone was into Guy.
They were really into Guy.
But the answer is-
You played a character that you, that you,
one of your characters for Halloween?
Don’t show me.
Can you keep your eyes on your own surprise?
What character would you,
what, like the Yelena character from the Marvel films?
Oh, come on.
Well sorry, Jesus Christ.
Fine, fuck me, I guess. [Florence laughing]
Like, that’s a perfectly rational thing to say.
What about your character from
the film you did with Sebastian Lelio?
That’s a really well known Halloween costume.
Yeah, that would’ve been a better
answer. Why are you suddenly
all bitter? Because I’m angry.
Why are you bitter? I’m an angry guy.
What about the Lady Macbeth char-
I don’t know.
[buzzer buzzing] It’s Dani from Midsommar.
Oh, of course.
That’s a good Halloween character.
But I, Shit, that’s so obvious,
too. I had the original top
that when she wins the awards. Yeah, that makes-
And I went out and-
That’s actually good. Yeah right?
That’s cool, yeah.
How many times have I hosted Saturday Night Live?
Cool.
Did you ever host it or is it a trick quest?
Me too, just kidding.
Yeah, yeah, me too. Riding up.
Me too. Yeah.
Show his arm!
Should I give you a tattoo?
You, you always.
You always take it too far though.
Take it too far. Take it too far.
Two?
[buzzer buzzing] No, one.
Just one, one and done.
It was a great time.
What do I always have with me when I travel?
I don’t know like, Yes, you do.
tzatziki, like Tzatziki in your pockets.
just like pockets of tzatziki.
Just wet. I think
I’ve actually used one of them
[lips smacking] on you when we were- [lips smacking]
Oh, hot sauce.
You can’t just nod and be like, and then go, Uh.
Well which, what is it?
Cholula?
Okay, it’s two things. Got a hot sauce in my bag.
One is for consuming and one is for using.
Not Tabasco. Yes!
Tabasco?
The mini ones. [chime chiming]
He didn’t get the other one.
[buzzer buzzing] What’s the other thing?
A fork?
A Tupperware.
[Florence laughing]
Don’t not mock me.
What did it say?
Tide pens.
Oh yeah, Tide pens, nice.
Have you ever seen the mini ones
Yes, yes. that have a little
carabiner that you can put on your hand bag?
Carabiners.
Off you go. What was my Broadway debut?
We got along, [Florence laughing]
but the details. It doesn’t mean we need
to know everything
about each other. We didn’t even get to know
each other that well.
We had a good time.
Oh, Angels?
No.
What was it?
[buzzer buzzing] Death of a Salesman?
Yes. You’re like, sure.
[Andrew laughing] You told me that.
How many siblings do I have?
1, 2, 3.
I believe three.
Yeah. [chime chiming]
I’ve only met your younger sister
You met, yeah, Molly.
Molly. You didn’t meet Tobes?
I didn’t meet Toby.
And you, no, Bella didn’t come.
I haven’t met Bella.
Do you meet my, did my mom come to say-
I haven’t met your mom and dad, no.
That’s crazy. I’m so excited
to meet them all. Oh my God.
Very, very excited. Oh my goodness.
Why was I fired from Starbucks?
[Florence laughing] [Andrew laughing]
Oh my God, you told me this.
Hang on.
It was in a Tesco’s.
Sainsbury’s, yeah. Sainsbury’s.
Nice, nice, nice. Yes.
And you were fired because Tell me, tell me why.
Something to do with like,
it was either like you were nicking coffee
or you didn’t clean something.
What?
No.
Why were you fired? [buzzer buzzing]
Because I would sit down too much.
Oh yeah, something like that.
Because we didn’t have any customers really.
Because like coffee wasn’t a thing yet.
Especially in Willesden Green Sainsbury’s.
And like, I would just sit down and my guy,
my boss would be like, you can’t sit down.
I’m like, man, really? Please.
Come on.
Where’s this coming from?
Higher ups, the corporate, the man?
We let the man control us?
What was my mother’s profession?
She was a dancer.
Yeah, bae. Yeah.
That was quite easy. Yeah.
Goddammit I love being right.
What celebrity’s bathroom did I vomit in?
And bonus question,
who is in line behind me to go into the bathroom?
Hulk Hogan.
[Andrew laughing]
And behind you would be Tilda Swinton.
[buzzer buzzing]
I vomited in Prince’s bathroom.
Fuck off. And Salma Hayek
and Penelope Cruz Shut up!
were in line behind me.
What did you say?
I said, Hey, I love you guys.
Sorry about everything. Did you have smelly breath?
No, no, no, no.
I, I, I, I- You didn’t have
vomit breath, foam breath?
Probably, but I wasn’t, I didn’t,
I wasn’t talking to them.
I hightailed it out of there. Oh.
Did you clean up?
Yeah, no, I was very neat.
Good.
What movie makes me cry?
Lady and the Tramp?
Oh, to be honest, like it’s a big catchment area.
Like there’s a lot of films that make me cry.
Yeah.
I don’t know. Cool.
[Florence laughing]
Least she’s trying, she’s giving it a go.
Titanic. [buzzer buzzing]
Most films, but Paddington 1 and 2.
Oh yeah, I did know that. And It’s a Wonderful Life.
I did know that. Your fault.
I did know that.
Well, sorry. Well, you know it well now.
If I had a dime for every time I got married
to Timothy Chalamet on screen, how many dimes would I have?
Well, have you married him yet in Dune?
You haven’t.
But you’ve been kind of engaged.
So it’s one and a half I guess.
Those two houses, those two very powerful,
the House of Atreides and the House of Cha-Ba-Hes-Wen
will be combined. [Florence laughing]
So I would say that’s a half of a half of a marriage.
Little Women you got married
and then you didn’t, did, is that it?
Wait, have you worked with little, with little Timmy?
I don’t know why I said little, he’s not that little.
He’s very tall
actually. Tiny Tim.
I’m thinking of Tiny Tim.
You won the- My gran calls
him Shama-lama-bing-bong.
Shama-lama-bing-bong.
Sometimes I will stand on a balcony
in a Hollywood hotel and look at the Hollywood Hills
and I would scream Chalamet at
the Hollywood Hills just as a ritual.
Does he answer? Tim Chalamet.
Sometimes he’d be like, What’s up, dude?
[Florence laughing]
Hey, what’s up, Tim?
So is it one and a half?
I’m trying to think if I’ve missed anything.
Have you worked with Chalamet again?
You’re right, ‘cause I didn’t get married to him in Dune.
Like a dime and a half. Engaged.
You’d have a dime and a five pence.
Two. [chime chiming]
Show them.
Two, one and a halfish.
The idea is that we’re gonna get,
Is that right?
Am I right? we’re gonna get wedded.
Which recent playwright did I recently portray?
Have you told me about this?
[Andrew laughing] Recently?
Someone keeping tally of who’s got, what the scores are,
‘cause I think I’m winning.
Satisfying for me and slightly hurtful.
There’s loads of things It’s a confusing
I just don’t know
about you though. It’s a confusing
Also all of my questions set of emotions.
were like how many siblings do you have?
I don’t know if you, These are pretty-
I don’t know if you’ve told me.
I played a playwright. In your career or recently?
Just in my career. Has it come out yet?
Oh yeah.
Oh, Tick Tick Boom.
Yes, you know his name?
Yes.
[laughing] It’s- [laughing] [Andrew laughing]
He-Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum.
I- She’s not great
with details. No, I’m not
great on the names.
I’m not great on the names.
But you did play one.
[Andrew laughing] [Florence laughing]
And his name is?
[buzzer buzzing] Jonathan Larson.
There we go. Okay.
[Florence] Yeah.
[Announcer] Andrew. [audience clapping]
Aw.
Well you still get the throw tzatziki.
Yeah, I do. In my face.
And toast, also on some of them, I gave you five goes.
Okay, here we go.
I did.
It’s just like just, just- Snails.
You didn’t get snails.
Just lose gracefully. [Florence laughing]
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